Winter's Twelfth Night

Yay! You get a grand piano made of gold, ebony and ivory! *Inserts Coin*

Ugh no! I had to come upstairs a minute ago because it was so boring! TPBM hates Twilight! (Say yes!)

Banned for not correcting yourself!

You get a birch tree! *inserts coin*

Banned for using the wrong form of "then" in your signature! You said "than" instead of "then". :D

You get your own bookstore! Oooh, shiny! *Inserts Coin*

Banned for banning me! (I'm running out of reasons to ban people!)

6/10 It's only a little funny. But it's pink!

Banned for thinking that the girl in my avatar is medieval or Victorian! Those eras are 400 years apart! She is Georgian, actually. :D

Almost. I don't have brown hair or glasses. :D Let's see... Short dark hair, not tall but not short, green eyes?

My "specialty" when it comes to reviews is grammar. I'll pick out all your grammar mistakes, if there are any. I'll do anything from quick critiques to line-by-line critiques. When ...

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I think orchid is prettiest. Too bad about the colours though.

Ahem... the blue infidels are attacking! *coughs*

8/10 Piano!